People: Don’t hesitate to do something that might make you happy.
Me: Let me tell you about the time I finally got to try dropping in on a halfpipe.
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
your sister texting you when you’re naked
remembering your sister follows ur tumblr
when ppl ask about the fish bodies on human legs