and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine
I’m upset that the female voice in a GPS isn’t named “Miss Direction”
We all are.
"Love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday."
WORLD’S OLDEST EUROPEAN EEL DIES AT 155:
There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet… (Read more)
if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting
it got better.
This is the story of the performers and their desperate journey of survival amidst the dying world of the American carny experience."
American Horror Story: Freak Show - Official Synopsis (via fionagoddess)
please let them film it in jupiter, please let them film it in jupiter…
Mae West lips sofa, Salvador Dalí, 1937.
just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.
Hand Painted Saws
American letterer Zachary Smith paints beautiful pieces of typography onto saws.