"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
leg day bro
"It weren’t my fault. I was just doing as the spirit commanded."
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
Nabisco™ and Tumblr are proud to introduce Triskie, the panromantic mascot with a corporately sponsored gender and sexuality!
Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post
in which we are all Tom